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kisses-from-hstyles:

PSA About Netflix Show ‘Bird Box’

This is a public service announcement for anyone who is thinking of watching Bird Box. This show can be very triggering for people who have mental illness, particularly those who experience invasive suicidal thoughts or thoughts of harming themselves. I know people are ranting & raving so you may be curious, but watch with caution. Pass this along for those who may be affected by this show 💓

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landorus:

armorgan66:

landorus:

pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms

I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke

u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life

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matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

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mistytang:

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deliciouspineapple:

annerocious:

Lesser known facts when writing women:

• High heeled shoes don’t become flats if you break the heels off.
  
• The posts of earrings aren’t sharp.
• Nail polish takes a long time to dry and smudges when wet.
• You can’t hold in a period like pee.
• Inserting a tampon is not arousing or sexual in any way, ever.

Feel free to add your own.

- Bras leave red marks on the skin under and around boobs and it is a magical experience when taken off.

- Make up can take anywhere from 5 to 25 minutes depending on how skilled you are.

- Taking hair out of a ponytail after wearing it for hours does not make it perfectly straight when it comes down.

- Hair when wet sticks to the skin it no longer flows, idiot.

-When women with long hair kiss, turn around, do anything, their hair falls in the way.

- Stockings are itchy and tear like wet paper bags.

- Pantyhose, tights, leggings, and stockings are each different.

- Waxing hurts and leaves red skin for a while afterwards while shaving leaves stubble

- Most can’t run in heels unless they have been VERY worn

- Insecurity in appearance doesn’t mean “buy me a drink”

- EVERYONE HAS DIFFERENT TASTES IN EVERYTHING

-Having large breasts sucks. It sucks beyond belief.  If a garment happens to fit your large chest, odds are it won’t fit the rest of you. Underboob sweat is real and terrible. Bending over for extended periods of time will tweak your back out. Running can be painful due to boob turbulence. Bras are hella expensive. Big breasts are not fun.

We have never, ever looked in a mirror and silently described our nude bodies to ourselves, especially the size/shape/weight/resemblance to fruit/etc. of our breasts.

when lying down, turning around or moving about in any way, boobs (especially large ones) change their shape. They just don’t stand there like they’re waiting for the fricken bus or some shit. they move, they flatten, sometimes they *gasp* sag. neither is a sign of ugliness or age.

If boobs spill out over the top of the bra cup, that bra doesn’t fit

Not every nude moment is sexual

Cat calls can be terrifying & are never pleasant.

Being checked out by strange men is usually uncomfortable.

Shaving in dangerous. It’s naked shower yoga with razors.

Period blood smells.

We have body hair everywhere.

I don’t think this is just to make writers anymore…

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dulect:

when that one person you hate in your class speaks

Oh, so when anyone speaks?

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